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I'm afraid I'm a bit too tired tonight to ramble on like I normally do. Luck you, reader. In brief, today I rode the subway, found some nature and missed a date because I got lost. Instead of any explanation, here is a list of things I have learned in my short time here alongside some visual aids.

1) Some things are universal.

A smile is one...
:)

..animals are another...

..another still is drivel.

2) People who live in Buenos Aires call themselves porteños.

3) Porteños are hilarious weirdos.

Cheese so good it will break your body!

4) Graffiti is very important in Buenos Aires.

Sometimes it's painted when it's cold outside...

...sometimes it's in English...

...and sometimes it's on bamboo.

5) Things always look prettier through the lens of a faraway land.

Today's background music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_GfVOShgM